When men have gone so far as to talk as though their idols have come to life, it is time that someone broke them.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.
I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.
I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.
I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.
The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.
I read the Phantom comics when I was in Australia shooting 'Dead Calm'' and when one of the crew told me that there were plans for a movie, I went for it. That was in 1987 and I told (producer) Graham Burke I was going to be the Phantom. We had a laugh about that recently because you usually get what you deserve, not what you desire, and that is especially true in Hollywood!
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
They plot, they plot, sleeping or afoot they never let up.
I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.