Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. - Ricky Gervais

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Nowadays we have so many things that take our attention - phones, Internet - and perhaps we need to disconnect from those and focus on the immediate world around us and the people that are actually present.

Ricky Gervais

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

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Famous people are above the law.

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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

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I have come to the conclusion that rowing alone won't bring top of the line erg scores. The two are really completely different. The motion is, of course, fairly similar to rowing. However moving your own body back and foth on a machine that doesn't move is a challenge that cannot be mastered unless it is trained. Therefore, I believe that people who only row will find it harder to pull scores on the erg that are in the highest percentile.

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What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

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