By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
What looks like resistance in many cases is rational responses to incentives and ingrained resource-allocation processes.
Well he's only 20. Without question, he's the best youngest player I've seen in my time. . . If he keeps developing and matures ? goodness knows what he will become. At the moment he's a breathe of fresh air. (on Wayne Rooney)
A common rhetorical strategy of politicians and others is to frame their opponents' views in the worst possible light, tacitly suggesting that all versions of the view must be committed to some particularly deplorable conclusion. Philosophers are not immune to this way of arguing.
The storm stops at the door. Love reigns, peace dwells.