An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't? - Will Cuppy

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We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects. ' Precisely,' said a passing bush.

Will Cuppy

An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?

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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.

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All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

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I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

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