LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends.
All our best heroes are losers
Surely it's time for climate-change deniers to have their opinions forcibly tattooed on their bodies.
O Hope, sweet flatterer! thy, delusive touch Sheds on afflicted minds the balm of comfort, Relieves the load of poverty, sustains The captive, bending with the weight of bonds, And smooths the pillow of disease and pain.
Australia is this former British colony at the foot of Asia. We've been involved - we've been in lockstep with America in every battle you have fought for a century. We were there in Vietnam. We were there in Korea. We were there in Iraq. We were there in Afghanistan. We are slightly apprehensive about the rise of China.
Australia is very good friends with China, perhaps better friends than America is.
I certainly think one of the really amazing things about Mr. Trump's victory is there's been an immediate - what one of my friends calls a jump-to-the-Trump in Australia. So you've got politicians of all sides looking at this amazing result in America and thinking, I'd like a bit of that. Can I have a bit of that? And so the opposition leader has been talking about immigrants stealing people's jobs. The prime minister has started talking about media elites in exactly the same terms (laughter) as President-elect Trump.
The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell
There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.
Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.
If you want to be an actor, you have to do it because you love acting, not because you want to be a celebrity.