Imagination, that dost so abstract us That we are not aware, not even when A thousand trumpets sound about our ears!
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
If it makes you happy It can't be that bad If it makes you happy Then why the hell are you so sad
More harm is done by fools through foolishness than is done by evil-doers through wickedness.
I lost everything in the post-natal depression.
Balance isn't eitheror; it's 'and'.