According to an article on CNN. com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get … - Chelsea Handler

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All the roles are for boys. The girls' roles are either small or all the same. There's just nothing interesting.

Chelsea Handler

According to an article on CNN. com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters. . . if their sister is Angelina Jolie.

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