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Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

Aliens, Boys, Name, Names, Pedophile
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Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

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When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

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My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.

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The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

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