I still have a lot of faith that there's very few people who are savvy enough to actually produce a good sounding copy of the record.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex. . . Yes, three times in 35 years.
I saw a specialist who asked me 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?'. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I do not love thee less for what is done, And cannot be undone. Thy very weakness Hath brought thee nearer to me, and henceforth My love will have a sense of pity in it, Making it less a worship than before.
For the most part, biophiliacs,lovers of life, are found among simple people, without pretensions.
That's what amateur skating is about, technical expertise, and it should always stay that way.
It would be really nice to make a record that would be super-fun to play live - a record that would be funny, with a little bit of heart.