I dare make those comparisons, but we often said 'the making of' would be as interesting if not more interesting than the film.
65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D. C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.
It's a great experience just to understand that finally being well known is not the most important thing.
We have all our secret sins; and if we knew ourselves we should not judge each other harshly.
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
I love you. I'll never leave you and I swear to you sweetheart that you will never be alone.