This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19. 95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard. The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. The final payment must be made in wampum.
I came from a generation of actors for whom TV was taboo.
TV writing is different than other mediums, involving the writer.
I was not looking for a sitcom, because the philosophy at that point was that you had to make a choice: Were you going to do movies or TV? You couldn't cross over.
I did Showtime at the Apollo when I was 10, and it was the first time that Id ever performed on TV, and it felt great.
I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, 'Hey, didn't you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?'
When you only hang out with performers, you start to feel like movies and TV and comedy is everything. Especially being in LA, where it feels like you walk into a coffee shop and you see 15 laptops with screenplays being written.
It's difficult to get away from the shadow of a TV character.
TV is the best. I wish that's how life was.
I am always outside and couldn't care less about what's on TV these days.
Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do.
To be honest, I don't watch a lot of TV. It's kind of ironic because I'm on TV.
My arrest was on every bloody TV set. The other prisoners all knew who I was and asked me to sing.
I've been addicted to TV since I emerged from the womb.
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
The forced influence of advertising has given us completely useless TV. You don't want that on the Net. But most on-line information providers need to attract advertising - which slows download times and clutters the screen with windows.
If I thought someone was just chatting me up because of being on TV, it'd kill me.
If people can't take the heat and can't take the controversy then they shouldn't be involved in advertising of reality TV because there is so much heat and controversy in reality TV.
If I have the TV on, it's either a Mets game or 'SportsCenter. '
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.