We deserved to lose and it was a good result for us, considering the way we played in the second half.
A holocaust of an afternoon.
I had no interest in fashion when I was younger. I was such a tomboy. I loved soccer, as you call it, or sports in general. The first time I was a bridesmaid, to my auntie, I refused to go down the aisle without my football shorts underneath my dress.
It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an incident involving some combination of sex, drugs, drink, violence and the constabulary. But modern footballers have a lot of both money and disposable time, a combination that has proved a recipe for personal disaster throughout history. And these incidents take place generally round night clubs rather than football clubs. The average Premiership player who turned up for work drunk would have a career-expectancy measurable in minutes.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
We don't play golf often [with kids] because they don't play that much anymore - because their kids don't play. It's like anything else - fathers these days end up in the parks on the weekends and they have their kids into lacrosse or soccer or whatever it might be.
Faria Alam whined about the invasion of her privacy in yet another lucrative interview earlier this week. There is very good money to be made out of whining about the invasion of your privacy.
[H]ow was I supposed to get excited about the oppression of females if they couldn't be trusted to stay upright during the final minutes of a desperately close promotion campaign?
Ibiza is a popular vacation place for a lot of the players in Spain. If you go in the summer, there are some of the world's most famous movie and music stars, so nobody cares about soccer players.
Your name is Sanchez, what are you doing playing for Northern Ireland?
The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
It was nothing personal: if it had been, I would have left him on so he could have suffered like everyone else.
Me having no education. I had to use my brains.
I played at the Sainte Maxime Beach Soccer Tournament, which was brilliant fun as usual.
I wasn't good enough to be a professional soccer player obviously but that was my first goal in life.
Home advantage gives you an advantage
People say I'm hard, I'm Mr Angry. I'm this, I'm that. I just want to win matches. There's no point going out there and being Mr Nice Guy. We get 55,000 at Old Trafford and I don't think they want fellas going out there and thinking: Ah, if we lose, so what?
The person that said winning isn't everything, never won anything.
Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.
That lad must have been born offside.