Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.
Chris Eagles flew in on Shaun Wright-Phillips, so hard he almost broke the hyphen.
Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.
It's a strange atmosphere always over there, it is darker and less glamorous, and you don't feel as high. It is a different kind of test - can you raise your level in a less exciting environment and perhaps still a very difficult one?
There's a tipping point that happens with soccer in which you just kinda get it. I was drawn to it because the best soccer teams play similarly to my favorite basketball teams - like the eighties Lakers or eighties Celtics - teams that emphasized teamwork over individualism and relied on passing as their biggest ongoing edge.
If I can make an impact, I want to help some kids and bridge the gap between soccer and celebrity in America.
I'm here to score a lot of goals. It's my specialty, that's what I've been brought here to do, and I want to score plenty ; like I did with Barcelona. And here, there's every reason to think I can do it.
When a player gets to 30, so does his body
I'm-A-God-Look-At-Me.
This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.
God gives gifts to everyone, some can write, some can dance. He gave me the skill to play football and I am making the most of it.
I love soccer; I want to be on the field.
When I throw the perfect ball, it's impossible to defend.
The league, I think, is doing well. It's growing, it's maturing, and it's becoming a better league. (on Major League Soccer)
At home, I'm lucky if I can write three or four hours before the phone starts ringing and the kids want to go to soccer.
I just hope he doesn't frighten the players 'cos they're frigtened enough right now.
I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland
I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: 'A pretty move, for the love of God. ' And when good soccer happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don't give a damn which team or country performs it.
To be honest with you, I never looked at soccer as a sacrifice.
Rupert Murdoch gave up his Australian citizenship in order to buy television stations in the United States, which is symptomatic of the way Murdoch operates. Everything is for sale, including his birthright. The Mirror is not read by soccer hooligans. It's read by ordinary people of this country. That comment is simply patronizing. But to be criticized by the Moonies and Murdoch in one breath is really just a fine moment for me.