When you're passionate about your work, it feels like you would do it even if no one were paying you.
You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.
If you're not comfortable with a strong woman you're not comfortable with your own feminine instincts. You're not comfortable, period. You're going to be threatened by everything that's not exactly like you are. . . and that is the measure any man.
Until you are somewhat comfortable and confident and embrace who you are, as a person, you can't possibly love somebody else because you don't like yourself that much.
You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.
In the country, it feels like you don't have control over nature anymore - nature is in control of you.
Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.
All that matters is when you show your fans love it's like you're one of them.
Get over it, Roo. If you have friends who actually like you, you’re popular enough.
unless someone like you comes around, things will never change.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.
I don't go on that many dates, because the truth is, anytime you go out in public with a girl when you're well-known, there are pictures of you everywhere, and it's like you're a thing.
Always walk where you like your steps.
The most basic human desire is to feel like you belong. Fitting in is important.
But i couldn't. Was nowhere near ready for a committed relationship, and it wouldn't be fair. I needed time - to become the right man for a woman like you.
Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.
I'm quite sure that they've got everything in the world going on, but when you're in their presence, you feel like you're the only person on the planet. They [ Barack and Michelle Obama] definitely know how to be present.
He who does not like you will defame you in jest.
Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.
Yeah, because when you’re attracted to someone, you actually enjoy kissing them and afterward, you don’t act like you kissed Adolf Hitler.