A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
