Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
Tether even a roasted chicken.
Is this chicken or is this fish?
There were no formerly heroic times, and there was no formerly pure generation. There is no one here but us chickens, and so it has always been.
I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.
I am an excellent eviscerator of chickens… a helpful skill in Congress.
The Turks know that if they want to join the EU, then they must respect our rules. We are a union of beliefs, not a bunch of squawking chickens. But if we continue talks with Erdogan, that doesn't mean we have to bow down to him.
The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it.
I'm not counting any chickens.
Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?
The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken.
Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses!
Kentucky Fried Chicken. . KFC. . . Keep Fooling Customers.
I just love chickens.
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.