What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them?
Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.
When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once. " "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf. '" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?
People expect you to be with stars like Beyoncé. Obviously she's amazing, but you can't get starstruck as there's too much build-up to it. It's like, 'Clear the corridor so she can walk down it!' And she's like some fembot. There's too much faff and you end up thinking, 'Who cares?' If I was chatting to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall about chickens I'd be much more excited, as I love him.
The egg cackles and lays the chicken.
I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched.
When we accept bad art because it's good politics, we're killing the swan to feed the chickens.
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
I found that things weren't going well upstairs. Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
When I make fried chicken I always serve masses and masses of fresh mangos. It's a great combination.
We can't have these great corporations crowding competition off the sidewalks. It's like an elephant saying, "Everyone for himself," as he dances among the chickens.
I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.
In a way, the most morally troubling thing about killing chickens is that after a while it is no longer morally troubling.
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.
The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken.
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.