We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following sentence: Two tanker trucks has just overturned in Alaska, spilling a totel of 10,000 gallons of beer onto a highway. two would find an error in subject-verb agreement, two would find an error in spelling, and six would find a sponge and drive north.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are.
Put it back in the horse!
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
For all we know that English people are Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer Because 'tis liquor only, and being far From this my subject, has no business here; We know too, they are very fond of war, A pleasure - like all pleasures - rather dear; So were the Cretans - from which I infer That beef and battle both were owing her
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.
I cannot live without books.
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.