I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.
Ask most kids about details about Auschwitz or about how the American Indians were assassinated as a people and they don't know anything about it. They don't want to know anything. Most people just want their beer or their soap opera or their lullaby.
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
I'm an old-fashioned guy. . . I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better still, Ev'n wine itself (deny't who will) Must yield to nappy ale
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end.
Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly
And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more.
I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.