I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes. '
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll. . . shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.
I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'
According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.
In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.
Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)
I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve bagels or doughnuts at the department coffee hour.
I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels
We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel
