Real men hold themselves accountable for stuff.
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.
I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose.
I have been disappointed in all my expectations of Australia, except as to its wickedness; for it is far more wicked than I have conceived it possible for any place to be, or than it is possible for me to describe to you in England.
I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex
If I'd wanted to be an individual, I'd have taken up tennis.