Before using a fine word, make a place for it.
Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man?. . . Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
In a system of free trade and free markets poor countries - and poor people - are not poor because others are rich. Indeed, if others became less rich the poor would in all probability become still poorer.
The question is, how do we keep America safe from terrorism? [Donald]Trump says we ought to close that Internet thing. The question really is, what does he mean by that? Like they do in North Korea? Like they do in China?
Yesterday from my office window I saw a crippled girl negotiating her way across the street, her shoulders squarely braced. At each jerky movement her hair flew back like an annunciatory angel, and I saw she was the only dancer on the street.
We try to pay a man what he is worth and we are not inclined to keep a man who is not worth more than the minimum wage.