Losing is no disgrace if you've given your best.
If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.
Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.
We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?
Stella: I got a nose for trouble. I can smell it ten miles away. . . . I can smell trouble right here in this apartment. First you smash your leg. Then you get to lookin' out the window. See things you shouldn't see. Trouble. I can see you in court now, surrounded by a bunch of lawyers in double-breasted suits. You're pleading: 'Judge, it was only a little bit of innocent fun. I love my neighbors like a father. ' And the Judge says, 'Well, congratulations, you've just given birth to three years in. . . . '
Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.
I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!
If you really want to know something, you have to be willing to pay the price.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
I came to realize this weird projection: you are much more passionate about hating something outside of you when you know that something is also in you.