The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.
If you want to see what judgment looks like, go to the cross. If you want to see what love looks like, go to the cross.
I'd just like to inspire people to be themselves and do what they want and not conform to the rigid guidelines of the music or entertainment business.
The only way you can hurt the body is not use it.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.