Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think … - Matthew Perry

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Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

Matthew Perry

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

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I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

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In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

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Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

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