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Matthew Perry Biography

Matthew Langford Perry (born August 19, 1969) is a Canadian-American actor and playwright known for his role as Chandler Bing on the long-running NBC television sitcom Friends.

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I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L. A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles.

Everyone, Ottawa, Player, Pretty, Tennis

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

Funny, Littles, Love, Pills, Right, Too Much

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

Cracks, Deep, Emotional, Humour, People, Younger

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

Album, Emotional, Sensitive, Song, Woman, Writing

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

Favorite, God, Helping Others, House, Recovery

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

Next Year, Sober, Worried, Year, Years

I have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it forever. It's odd being a 37-year-old heterosexual male who owns nothing but Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos. But I'll go against that at first and play something boring like James Taylor.

Duress, Emotional, Heterosexual, Song, Years

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends. '

Friends, House, Nice, View, Views

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

Fill, Possible, Room, Rooms, Silence, Trying

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

Chandler, Dinner, Half, Thinking

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

Boards, Four, Replaced, Three, White

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.

Cart, Golf, Moving, Scene, Sunshine, Valuable

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

Gone, Life, Searched, Trying, Whole Life

I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.

Believe, Know, Matter, Rights

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.

Bucks, Coming, Ears, Guy, Thinking, Would Be

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends. '

Persona, Show, Stars, Successful, Tough

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

Audition, Auditions, Friends, If I Could, Walk, Walks

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

Actor, Actors, Guy, Play

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Applause, Car, Giving, Months, Round

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

Causes, Know, Show, Talking, Ten, Thinking

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