What's the difference between being dead, and just not knowing you're alive?
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.
I have what I like to call a 'chinneck. ' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.
I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.
Unlike statements of fact, which require no further work on our part, lies must be continually protected from collisions with reality.
But also, there are no films being made about Afghanistan.
In fashion we're lucky, we make dreams come true.