Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? - Jimmy Carr - Quotesmemo.com

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Jimmy Carr

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

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I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "

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The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

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Music is nothing else but wild sounds civilized into time and tune.

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In the hierarchy, the artist faces outward. Meeting someone new he asks himself, What can this person do for me? How can this person advance my standing? In the hierarchy, the artist looks up and looks down. The one place he can't look is that place he must: within.

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The Spiritual Sun already blazes within.

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Bookish people drolly claim to be addicted. I think, in some cases, this is literally true. . . . I suppose this makes me a small-time pusher, holding a couple of capsules of a novel compound, looking for vulnerable readers for whom it might turn out to be habit-forming. There's enough of them. When I walk into a bookshop--one of the big ones, a vast dispensary stacked with complex uppers and downers--I can't help thinking, my God, what army of junkies is all this feeding?

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Like me or not, I am the only one who has won the world's three most important leagues. So, maybe instead of the 'Special One', people should start calling me the 'Only One'.

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