My second novel, Good Benito, was not finished. I wished that I had spent another year with it.
Vegetarianism is a good idea.
I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
The moment seemed endless, but it was probably only half that.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
I mean, art for art's sake is ridiculous. Art is for the sake of one's needs.
I'd love if Google ran my cable or phone company. Instead of making their businesses out of telling us what we can't do, GT&T would recognize the benefit of helping us do what we want to do: use the internet more and create more of our own stuff. Google might even figure out how to make connectivity ad-supported and free. Sadly, though, I think Google knows what it is and won't expand into other industries, even if it would be good at running a cable or energy or phone company.