The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. - Frank Zappa - Quotesmemo.com

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I never do enjoy my breaks, long or short. . . I look forward to them intensely, but as soon as they begin, I can feel them starting to end. I feel the temporariness of my freedom, and find it hard to concentrate on anything other than the sensation of it trickling away.

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Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

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As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're gonna be alright. But if you go beyond that then you're gonna have these grave doubts that give you stomach problems, headachesmake you want to go out and do something else. So, I believe that schools mechanically and very specifically try and breed out any hint of creative thought in the kids that are coming out.

Believe, Job, Jobs, Long, Smart

Let’s be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That’s why I like it. . . The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar: now that’s my idea of a good time.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Advice, Child, Children, Happy, Healthy, Mentally

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Anarchy, Beware, Enemy, Fish, People, True

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I never do enjoy my breaks, long or short. . . I look forward to them intensely, but as soon as they begin, I can feel them starting to end. I feel the temporariness of my freedom, and find it hard to concentrate on anything other than the sensation of it trickling away.

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Are we using science in ways that it wasn't intended to, in which case we should be a little careful, or are we using faith in ways that faith wasn't really designed for? There are certain questions that are better answered by one approach than the other, and if you start mixing that up, then you end up in. . . conflict.

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