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That there were other worlds, invisible, unknown, beyond imagination even, was a revelation to him.

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Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is. . . well, an umpire.

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Like some cult religion that barely survives, there has always been at least one but rarely more than five or six devotees throwing the knuckleball in the big leagues. . . Not only can't pitchers control it, hitters can't hit it, catchers can't catch it, coaches can't coach it and most pitchers can't learn it. The perfect pitch.

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Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

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No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher, so an affinity for masks must run in that family.

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The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

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Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle--once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.

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