I think of myself as a very lazy writer, though other people see it differently.
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.
Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?
We aren’t exactly emptying the oceans; it’s more like clear-cutting a forest with thousands of species to create massive fields with one type of soybean.
I had this weird, nomadic little tent with a rug over it, like a booth where I'd sing the vocals.
I wanted so badly for there to be more. I ached for there to be more than my crappy little life. ' He shakes his head. 'And there was more. I just couldn't see it.
The rearing of children is considered too important to be left to the individual and should be the responsibility of the state.