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Tim Conway Biography

Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway (born December 15, 1933) is an American actor, writer, director, and comedian. He portrayed the inept Ensign Parker in the 1960s World War II situation comedy McHale's Navy, co-starred on the 1970s variety and sketch comedy program The Carol Burnett Show, starred as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and provides the voice of Barnacle Boy in the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

Allen, Guy, Influence, Look, Looks, Mean

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

Enjoy, Enjoy Life, Life, Making, People, Taken

You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.

Across, Barney, Coming, Surfing, Tvs, Watches

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

Dog, Gambling, Home, Races, Tell, Understanding

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

Enjoy, Happy, Laughing, Making, People

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

Emotional, Kids, People, Reaction, Sort, Watching

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

Awards, Everybody, Nice, Things, Years

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

Back, Knowing, People, Sitting

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

Arrived, Comedian, Comedians, Males, Miss, Missing

Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?

Dress, Dresses, Movies, Watch, Watches, Way

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.

Close, Over You, Say, Team, Worked, Years

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

Cuts, Cutting, Full, Hair, Looks

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

Beaten, Childhood, Folks, Miserable