You must learn to define the problem before you attempt to cure it.
It is troublesome sometimes when people get up in your face in public, you know? And say, 'How could you, how dare you?' Well, they don't know me.
We have a product for sale called news, and I'm a salesman.
We don't communicate in full sentences anyway. We don't need all those words.
I enjoy reporting on triumph over tragedy.
We are America; we don't torture. And the moment that is not the case, I want off the train.
Oh, I don't talk about God.
A man must be willing to die for justice. Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily, but good deeds live forever.
Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.
People rewrite the play so much to make it palatable to the audience, to make something clear, that they just deaden it. Like it was left it in the oven too long.
I'm the ultimate organizer! My major at Stanford was "Organizational Behavior" so I love to multi-task and stay extra busy.