The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking. . . that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.
There is one topic peremptorily forbidden to all well-bred, to all rational mortals, namely, their distempers. If you have not slept or if you have slept or if you have head ache or sciatica or leprosy or thunder-stroke, I beseech you, by all angels, to hold your peace and not pollute the morning.