Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. - Phyllis Diller - Quotesmemo.com

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You are carrying a masterpiece hidden within you, but you are standing in the way. Just move aside, then the masterpiece will be revealed. Everyone is a masterpiece, because God never gives birth to anything less than that. Everyone carries that masterpiece hidden for many lives, not knowing who they are and just trying on the surface to become someone. Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it. God himself has created you; you cannot be improved.

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Phyllis Diller

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

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