Don't let your church be a cul-de-sac on the Great Commission highway.
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.
Sometimes we overcomplicate living the gospel.
When I was growing up, we used to play basketball in a park that was never shoveled when it snowed. The basketball rims were never fixed. And we understood then that there was a relationship between public policy and our quality of life.
Beware what spirit rages in your breast; for one inspired, ten thousand are possessed.
Kill the Germans, wherever you find them! Every German is our moral enemy. Have no mercy on women, children, or the aged! Kill every German - wipe them out!