The physical part of comedy is as hard as a lot of action movies. It scares me, but in a way that I like.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
The things that stand out are often the oddities.
Increasing the minimum wagewill put billions annually into the Social Security trust fund.
People act as if the internet will never die, that the Cloud will never die. In the face of that, much of human civilization, including our human bodies, seem so defective and mortal and constantly fading. Our lifespan is 80 years, 90 years if we're lucky, and that's a drop in the bucket compared to how long we think the internet will live.
I'm pretty good at letting people do what they are good at, that's why they're experts.