I was only interested in music, but I spent so much time in the clubs and seeing fashions change. So naturally, I developed an interest in it.
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '
We were made to believe our faces betrayed us. Our bodies were loud with yellow screaming flesh needing to be silenced behind barbed wire.
It may come as a surprise to some academics, but there is a marked relationship between economic power and political power.
There is no talent so pernicious as eloquence to those who have it under command.
Ultimately, love conquers all, and gay or straight, don't we all want to believe that? I would that if this was to happen to me, and one of my kids had come and told me he or she was gay, I would say: If that's the only way you can live, then I love you.