What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys. ' He said, 'I have boys?'
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Our own existence once presented the greatest of all mysteries, but. . . it is a mystery no longer because it is solved. Darwin and Wallace solved it. . . I was surprised that so many people seemed not only unaware of the elegant and beautiful solution to this deepest of problems but, incredibly, in many cases actually unaware that there was a problem in the first place!
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.
Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.
Open borders and the never-ending parade of illegal immigrants does nothing to build the national economy or the American culture.