It is when suffering finds a voice and sets our nerves quivering that this pity comes troubling us.
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.
One of the things this world is finding is that emotion is the basis of reason. We really have to trust our emotions, which are much smarter than our reason in some ways.
I always thought problem solving was greatly overrated - and that the most important thing was problem creation.
You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.