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What you have to realize when you write poetry, or if you love poetry, is that poetry is just naturally the greatest god damn thing that ever was in the whole universe

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Anthony Jeselnik

I want to get a tattoo of the word irony, only misspelled.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

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About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

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