There was no male vampire type in existence. Someone suggested an actor of the Continental School who could play any type, and mentioned me.
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I'm not picky, quite honestly.
But music, don't you know, is a dream from which the veils have been lifted. It's not even the expression of a feeling, it's the feeling itself.
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.