Man's most valuable faculty is his imagination.
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable. ' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
I have a no-apology policy.
I thought America needed to see what a normal family was really like.
We all know we're going to die. We're all circling the drain. Some of us are closer than others. I'm 90, I know I'm closer to the drain than most people.
God is an awesome mathematician and physicist.
Fear is just an idea in the mind that limits you. You cannot become enlightened if you are afraid, nor can you become happy.