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Kathy Griffin Biography

Kathleen Mary Griffin (born November 4, 1960) is an American comedian and actress. She has starred in several comedy specials for cable TV and has released several comedy albums. In 2007 and 2008, Griffin won Primetime Emmy Awards for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. She has also appeared on TV and on film numerous times, mainly in supporting roles.

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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

Biographies, Biography, Central, Comedy, Special, Spoof

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

Comedy, Crazy, Insert, Kind, Magnet

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer. . . the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Houston, Looks, Love Is, Saying, Way

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Class, Crazy, Know, Remember, Row, Two

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L. A. , I was looking for anything that resembled that. . . then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

Chicago, Cities, Funniest, Grew, Like, Night

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Love, Standup, Work

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

Hard, Movies, Period, Periods, Tvs

No, I love Montreal. . . I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me. . . I love the food there.

Food, Love, Montreal, Think, Thinking

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

Bomb, Bombs, Know, Knows, Stuff

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Help, Helping, I Regret, Regret, Say

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Drink, Smoke, Thing, Vice, Vices

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Comedian, Folks, Journalist, Remember

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

Let, Letting Go, Love, Suicide, Teach, Teaches

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

Crazy, Events, Hollywood, Immerse, Material

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

Hero, Love, Mole, Moles, Reality, Unsung

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

Love, Love Is, Views, Words, Write, Writing

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

Baby, Big, Entertainment, Meals, Pay, Thinking

Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.

Best Effort, Effort, House, Houses, Magic, Place

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

Color, Course, Female, Want

I'm basically always on tour.

Basically, Journey, Tour

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