At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants
Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.
Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!
The strongest and purest love is not the one that starts from impressions, but the one that comes from admiration.
Since the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to allow them liberty, how comes it to pass that the tendencies of organizers are always good?
Everytime I see the Spice Girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes.
That's why I've always been appreciative of truly creative radio commercials.