I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking … - Amy Sedaris

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There comes a moment in history when ignorance is no longer a forgivable offense. . . a moment when only wisdom has the power to absolve. - Bertrand Zobrist

Amy Sedaris

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

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It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.

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Knockemstiff is a collection of short stories set in the holler of the same name in southern Ohio where I grew up. I tried to link the stories together through the place and some recurring characters.

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Sarah Orne Jewett

It does seem so pleasant to talk with an old acquaintance who knows what you know. I see so many new folks nowadays who seem to have neither past nor future. Conversation has got to have some root in the past, or else you have got to explain every remark you make, and it wears a person out.

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Primo Levi

The future of humanity is uncertain, even in the most prosperous countries, and the quality of life deteriorates; and yet I believe that what is being discovered about the infinitely large and infinitely small is sufficient to absolve this end of the century and millennium. What a very few are acquiring in knowledge of the physical world will perhaps cause this period not to be judged as a pure return of barbarism.

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To rush into explanations is always a sign of weakness.

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