When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who … - Brian McFadden

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Everything that I do has a certain mechanical logic to it, and follows my definition of design--which is function with cultural content.

Brian McFadden

When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write 'I must not fart in class' 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards.

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