Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners.
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
You only have to bat 1. 000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?
Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.
Your unhappiness is not due to your want of a fortune or high position or fame or sufficient vitamins. It is due not to a want of something outside of you, but to a want of something inside you. You were made for perfect happiness. No wonder everything short of God disappoints you.
You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize. . . there is no beanbag.
When Barbara Walters called , she said, "Donald, I want to put you on as one of the top 10 most fascinating people. " I could say no. And then, I could advertise a project that I`m doing, like doral or something. And spend half a million dollars on it or a million dollars, or I can do the show and spend nothing, and be on for a lot longer. "
Remember, to the last, that while there is life there is hope.