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If there is anything unhealthy in your reactions, just bear in mind that sickness is the means by which an organism frees itself from what is alien; so one must simply help it to be sick, to have its whole sickness and to break out with it, since that is the way it gets better.

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I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

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